I've been pants shopping lately, having worn through the knee of both of my favorite pairs of jeans and, it's time folks to replace the stretched out, fuzzballed other pants in my closet. Am I asking too much for the following credentials in a pair of pants?
1) be low rise enough so that my belly can comfortably flop over the top while still accommodating my underpants
2) can do something to make my ever-flattening butt a little more shapely (I mean, they've invented the tummy-tuck jean, why not the butt-tuck jean?)
3) have enough room in the leg without making me look like two sausages stuffed into casings