Friday, October 15, 2010

Friday Haiku

Hormonal mood swings -
fasten your seatbelt and put
your air mask on first.

This is your pilot.
PMS has nothing on

Just in case you think
I'm kidding and are laughing
softly to yourself,

ask any woman
over the age of fifty.
If they don't agree

I will eat my hat.
But not before I've swung it
at your head. (bugger)


Gumnut said...

Oh, god, I'm so with you on that piece of poetry (which is nicely written :D). I'm not over fifty, but I've tackled a plethora of hormonal medication during my life and they all suck big time. Induced PMS is a doozy.

I've replied to you over on my blog. I would have emailed you, but I couldn't find your email address ::hugs::

Hope you're not suffering through this evil bane of womanhood.

(hormones are mind altering substances and should be made illegal)

Snap said...


Paula said...

Oh, yessssssssssssssss! You nailed it. As my MIL would say: Been there, done that, DON"T want the tshirt! I can remember just sitting and crying, for absolutely no reason at all. My husband had NO idea what to do, but then again, neither did I! Have to admit - I'm glad to be done with all of that!

Anonymous said...

Bugger indeed!