Is this plumber's butt or what?! One of my favorite pair of jeans has betrayed me. I've been wearing them for a year and I finally wore them out. Shapeless, unflattering, plumber's butt jeans. I will give them a proper send off later today. Thank you, jeans. You've seen me through a year of ups and downs but now you are doing me more harm than good. Namaste. This was not the easiest photo to take, BTW.